Fingers trembling with excitement I opened the package. Just as I had hoped, it was the camera I won on ebay. With mild delight I realized I had received a better deal than I had realized because the previous owner had left the memory card in the slot.
Before sending an e-mail to the seller alerting them of the mistake I decided to see if anything was on it. Setting the camera on slideshow I watched as the camera displayed a picture of a shipping label. My confusion turned to horror as the next image was of a person brutally murdered. The rest of the card was alternating pictures of a mailing address followed by a murder scene.
The last image was of the shipping label from the box I had just opened.
Last time they ever bought something off the internet…
Last time they bought anything off the internet…
Short and simple loved how it was different than most pastas.
this is a favorite of mine your in a top 100 cp 5/5
What if the next person that receives the camera is chum Norris
I think he could of added more don’t get it my one is fucking very incorrect
That means… you’re next!
A short film adaptation:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjsEiglAl4s
‘mom why am I not allowed to buy things online?’
‘because, son, when your dad did he got killed’
‘mom stop being so overdramatic it’s just eBay .-.’
Nice little story! good work.
Okay…
Normally I don’t care for the shorter pastas (except for “Baby Doll”), but this one hits the nail over the head. Perfect 10/10 in my book. ;^)
Wish it was longer
Good pasta I like the idea of it.
Well it was time to move to a new house anyway.
And, my Amazon account is deleted. 10/10 breads.
This is why I never buy things off of eBay
yes you sense a fellow whovian but from the future by one year and one month
Oh…hell…no…I hope the buyer is armed
Wow whovians! He he he! I loved it and it kinda reminded me of the doctor… kinda?