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Fingers trembling with excitement I opened the package. Just as I had hoped, it was the camera I won on ebay. With mild delight I realized I had received a better deal than I had realized because the previous owner had left the memory card in the slot.

Before sending an e-mail to the seller alerting them of the mistake I decided to see if anything was on it. Setting the camera on slideshow I watched as the camera displayed a picture of a shipping label. My confusion turned to horror as the next image was of a person brutally murdered. The rest of the card was alternating pictures of a mailing address followed by a murder scene.

The last image was of the shipping label from the box I had just opened.

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YodaTheHuttYT
6 years ago

Last time they ever bought something off the internet…

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YodaTheHuttYT
6 years ago

Last time they bought anything off the internet…

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YodaTheHuttYT
6 years ago

Short and simple loved how it was different than most pastas.

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pokedeath
6 years ago

this is a favorite of mine your in a top 100 cp 5/5

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Omfi
6 years ago

What if the next person that receives the camera is chum Norris

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zilla_zx1
7 years ago

I think he could of added more don’t get it my one is fucking very incorrect

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iMeloyNyan
7 years ago

That means… [spoiler]you’re next! [/spoiler]

Ken
Ken
7 years ago
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LiliththeDollmaker
7 years ago

‘mom why am I not allowed to buy things online?’
‘because, son, when your dad did he got killed’
‘mom stop being so overdramatic it’s just eBay .-.’

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spawnofcthulhu
7 years ago

Nice little story! good work.

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DarkHideki666
8 years ago

Okay…

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amaranth49
8 years ago

Normally I don’t care for the shorter pastas (except for “Baby Doll”), but this one hits the nail over the head. Perfect 10/10 in my book. ;^)

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Wish it was longer

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Creepa99
8 years ago

Good pasta I like the idea of it.

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76t5r
8 years ago

Well it was time to move to a new house anyway.

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IAmBread
8 years ago

And, my Amazon account is deleted. 10/10 breads.

Deathslullaby
Deathslullaby
8 years ago

This is why I never buy things off of eBay

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maximum6ride
9 years ago

yes you sense a fellow whovian but from the future by one year and one month

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ThePumpkinQueen
9 years ago

Oh…hell…no…I hope the buyer is armed

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XxkithenkatxX
9 years ago

Wow whovians! He he he! I loved it and it kinda reminded me of the doctor… kinda?